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Louis Tomlinson, 23, impregnated his casual friend-with-benefits Briana Jungwirth, also 23, sometime in May. The above photo is allegedly of Briana and Louis around the time of The Insemination. Briana is the blondish girl looking into the camera. In the initial reports and confirmations, “sources” tried to put a gloss on this unexpected baby, like Louis and Briana have been friends forever and of course the whole thing is extremely welcome and everything is cool. But in the days since the announcement, the British papers have been digging through the dirt of Louis and Briana’s lives and some interesting information has come to light. Some highlights:

Louis wasn’t exclusive. Like, at all. The Daily Mail says Louis was probably sleeping with four different women around the same time he knocked up Briana. These girls were spread out (ha) over several continents, and they involved hookups in Thailand, London, LA and NYC. And I don’t even think the DM is taking into account random groupies that he wasn’t even photographed with, you know?

Louis broke the news to his ex. His ex, Eleanor Calder, stuck by Louis for years even as One Direction grew into a global phenomenon. They only broke up in March (after he cheated on her), and by May he was knee-deep in random, to the point where he knocked up Briana after only going on a few “dates.” Anyway, Louis apparently gave Eleanor a heads up just before the big announcement this week. Eleanor is said to be “fine” with the news.

Briana’s parents are already doing paid interviews. I can’t imagine her folks gave away this interview to the Daily Mail for free. And why should they? Briana was living at home up until recently. Her dad, Joe Jungwirth, told the Mail that Briana is “stressed” and “a little overwhelmed” with the attention she’s been receiving. Briana has now moved out of her folks’ house and is widely believed to be staying at a hotel on Louis’s dime. It’s also believed that Louis will be buying Briana a home in LA.

Simon Cowell is happy. Happy for Louis, happy for the attention, just happy. Simon’s apparently giving “parenting advice” to his young protégé.

The music still lives. Louis performed with 1D on Wednesday night in Seattle. He “broke his Twitter silence” too by tweeting out a simple “Amazing show! Thank you for the support!!”

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Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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