Dear British paparazzi: INVEST IN A TELEPHOTO LENS. For the love of God. I’m so tired of seeing new photos from the English set of Maleficent, only to battle chronic blurriness to the point where I barely know what I’m looking at. These are new photos of Angelina Jolie (I’m guessing) doing her own green screen stunt work yesterday in an English countryside. Perhaps the same countryside with the cows (OF DOOM!!!!!). Angelina is attached to some kind of crane and she’s high up in the air, presumably because Maleficent can FLY, bitches. Things that make Maleficent awesome: sack dresses, horns, the ability to rock red lipstick, friendly cows and FLYING.

The Mail confirms that Angelina is wearing prosthetic cheekbones and some ear additions too. They also said that Angelina is hellbent on doing her own stuntwork for the film, something she’s always pretty keen on. I wonder if she’s working with Simon Crane on this one? Angelina and Simon met on the first Tomb Raider film, and I believe she’s brought him in one every action film she’s done since. He’s not listed for Maleficent… but he did work with Brad on World War Z. Maybe Simon needs a break after that cockup.

Anyway, this is just an FYI. Bitch can fly now. Take notes.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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